Quick Start Guide
Electronic gadgets often come with a Quick Start Guide, also known as, “If you won’t read the instruction manual, at least read this one page, you lazy bum, before you break something.”
SO... one of our riders gave us this great idea: a Quick Start Guide. If you don’t want to read all of this lovely yet annoying web site, here’s the minimum you need to know to have fun on the ride.*
When Is the Ride
Saturday September 14, 2024
How Long Is It?
There are five routes -- your choice:
25 miles • 50 miles • 73 miles • 108 miles • 155 miles
Note that these distances are ESTIMATES until the final routes are marked, but these numbers are close!
The Route Map & Turn Sheet
We do not release the route map or turn sheet in advance.
I'm Confused About The Route I Picked -- How Do I Get There? Where Does It Start? What Time?
All the info right here.
Is the Route Marked?
Yes. Details here.
How Do I Register?
There’s ONLY one way -- click here.
How Much Does it Cost?
$365 per person. NO FUNDRAISING REQUIRED. ("Hey, why is this ride so much money?" I'm so glad you asked! The answer here. )
What Should I Bring With Me?
Helmet (MANDATORY)
Extra Money
TWO water bottles, or you will dehydrate and die. (Have a nice day!)
Cell phone
TWO inner tubes that fit your bike (even if you don’t know how to use them, someone else will).
A small tire patch kit and a small pump
A small gym bag or daypack with a change of clothes and a towel for the free hot showers at the finish line. We will truck that bag for you so you don't have to carry it with you while you pedal.
Your good sense of humor.
What Should I Leave Home?
Giant padlock
Giant ego
Day-Before Check-In and Bike Loading
If you want you can check in the day before the ride -- calmer, easier, at a saner hour. This is optional. There is a $20 charge for this. Details here.
Questions? Problems? Unhinged ranting and raving?
Most of it really is covered on this web site -- honest! -- but do drop us a note if you get stuck. I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
